So I went Hulk on a co-worker today...

Well he's actually a contractor that I'm supposed to be "training". But seriously this guy has been on the job for like 3 months already and still can't handle the most basic things. By basic I mean that he lets his password expire and then asks me why he can't login anywhere despite receiving pop-ups 11 days in advance that his password will expire, he complains that he receives too many emails and then proceeds to ask me questions answered in said emails, he never writes anything down and still doesn't know how to do simple tasks I've walked him through 16+ times and asks me how to do them over and over again, asks me about requests other people make to him because my psychic abilities are so accurate these days that I can totally know what they asked him about and all the details about these things I have no idea about, then he continues to go dark on Communicator and Email and doesn't respond to anyone. Guy also burps out loud, smells bad and takes too close to my face.

You know, I like to think that I'm a pretty easy going guy when it comes to anything, so for me to raise my voice at someone and tell him to go back to his cube in the middle of an otherwise silent cube farm is pretty extreme by my standards.

But when when someone receives an automated email confirming that a request he made has been completed, you have showed him online how to check the status of it, you then check the status of it right in front of him and you can both see that his request has been completed, who completed it, at what time and the details, but then he continues to ask me four times because he's not sure if this thing has been completed or not and then I explain it to him four more times, then he questions why the description in the request is so vague even though he was the one who filed the request and typed that exact description in, and then after all that asks me how to check it again...LIKE WHAT THE FRAK. The fireman is on his way courtesy of me talking to my boss...

Pour me a tall glass of rage-o-hol since I have to buy a new shirt now because I ripped off this amazing flannel I was wearing today because I was so angry.

Is it Friday yet? Shit.

And the beat goes on...

Since Facebook is the most illegitimate/dumbest way to share any real photo, I back mine up to the flickr cloud because it seems like a small price to pay for some extra storage and an easy way to share pics with people who actually cared enough to ask for them. Same thing goes for YouTube because it became too hard to convince people to come over to my bedroom and watch questionable videos sitting on my bed... It may look like I have a lot on my photostream but trust me, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Most pictures of my family and friends are all private/shared only with them (to keep the pervs out) but it also makes sharing them easier since I'm too lazy to burn DVDs and emailing is impossible when images from the D90 are a few MB a piece.

The downside with flickr is that it kind of locks you in because you gotta keep paying to access your archives (unless you only want to see the latest 200 photos in your photostream). Your older photos never get deleted, but nobody can see them unless you pay up.

Once a year I usually get around to burning a bunch of backup DVD's but in the meanwhile it's like my 3rd level backup since I'm paranoid as shit after the Great Fail Format of 2009 - My HD >> Time Machine >> flickr. Stuff like music and movies I can always get again but one offs like my Christmas or travel photos, I'd be super pissed to lose. If the flickr farm suddenly bursts into flames one day it would be a great tragedy, but since I have another backup all you suckas can burn! Muahahahaha!

Now here's a totally unrelated picture of one of the spiciest/most delicious things ever. I actually managed to get a splash of it in my eye - I thought crying blood was only reserved for movies.



And now here's Martin Solveig's part 2 - where's my headband and Lacoste shirt? I can't wait for this album...

Blue Mountain's opening day is in on Sunday, how much snow can you fake?

JAPAN Trip video part 1: Jet lag, food festivals and fun times.

What happens when you don't leave the house all weekend? Apparently like 20 hours of Black Ops and this. Actually sorting through it now, I honestly can't believe how much video my sister and I took with our puny little cameras in Tokyo, but I guess it's a good thing when we're like 60 and reminiscing on the good times? Sure why not...

Anyway, this is the first day and a half in Tokyo + the trip from Toronto. I'm pretty happy with it except for the lame solar flaring you get with the SD960 in bright light. I thought the GoPro was a trooper but this thing got passed along from me (took the China trip videos with it), to my parents to my sister (who is notorious for breaking anything) and it got pretty banged up along the way. It came back from Japan held together by my gum and some tape the 7-eleven uses to secure your food boxes and shopping bags closed and it still works fine. No joke.



This "project" is looking a lot bigger than I originally thought...

Tokyo Tower at night and Asakusa...also around night time...

Look on the bright side baby, it's Friday.

Hard to do anything when the weather is cold and this premiered last night. If you don't remember Voleurz Outdoor Graduation, go ahead and educate yourself.









Full sets HERE. Now go and watch this and start your weekend off right.

Downtown Tokyo with a view...

Since we initially had no clue what to do when we arrived in Tokyo, the first fifth stop on day one was the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building. It's about a 15 minute walk from Shinjuku station to what I can best describe as a financial or business district (that's also next to some park with lots of bums in it). While Shinjuku is pretty much overflowing with restaurants, shops and bars you can tell you're getting down to business when you head towards the twin towers' area as they really thin out.

Also located in this building is one of the Tokyo Tourist Information Centers and two badass observatories in each tower (all free).

If I can find it I'll post one of the walking tour sheets that the tourist center has available for poor saps visitors (and in many different languages). These double sided sheets are 100% gold. Basically they are maps of the different core areas that make up Tokyo with suggested walking routes that hit major attractions/landmarks in that area. There's also little blurbs about them so you can decide whether to skip over or add other destinations. These were good because huge folding maps are no help ever since there's not enough detail in them for walkers. Trust me.

So not only do they give you the attractions you probably want to see, estimated walking times from point to point and a pretty detailed street maps, but they are just super easy to use and all we really needed for a map (not that we carried around much else either). We used them as "rough guides" to get us started in the different areas, and in combination with random blog and forum posts we found on sketchy sites other suggestions we read about, made us an unstoppable force (or something like that). FYI, we were able to cover roughly 2/3 areas a day since we always somehow got side tracked by other stuff we couldn't refuse...

Unlike Toronto where you can have all city streets on one map, it's virtually impossible because Tokyo is so dense and huge. Unless you want to carry like 36 useless folding maps of all the districts that make up downtown then you should find these immediately at any tourist center or sometimes scattered at some subway stations. No joke, if I got a dollar for every time I saw some random jackass with a Frommers or Lonely Planet book trying to navigate with them and totally inconveniencing random citizens that don't speak English for directions to some obscure shop that probably doesn't exist anymore, I could have bought another iPhone.

See the sights, get yourself lost and then discover something amazing. When you're ready, use these handy maps to find your way back to the subway. They're great.






Can you tell that I really digged those maps? Anyway, rest of the set HERE.

Japan by iPhone Part Two...of 2

Contrary to popular belief, my sister and I pretty much hit all the major tourist attractions in downtown Tokyo and Kyoto except for the Imperial Palace (in Tokyo). Truth be told, two of the hotels we stayed at were right across the street from it and we sort of lost interest after a few days. We did visit the Imperial Palace in Kyoto though, that's gotta count for something.

Since I'm not one to carry a camera bag though (because I'm weak), the pictures/video are spread out all over the place - some places on on video, some on SLR and some on cell.

Anyway, I finally finished off sorting through the 1000+ cell phone photos I took and plucked out 176 of the less ridiculous the more interesting ones.










There, phase one is complete. You can check out the updated collection HERE. On to the next phase!

Operation awesome Japan stuff...delayed.

Sometimes you walk into a meeting and someone points out that you have hot sauce stains on your documents, that happens to everyone right? RIGHT? Well, that's the kind of day I'm having.

So the plan to sort through the 170 GB of pics and videos we took was this: sort through the cellphone pics, sort through the DSLR pics, then get my edit on.

The execution however hasn't gone as planned, as it's been more like this: be all psyched and make one video, sleep for 3 days, finish off all seasons of Man vs. Food, play Need For Speed and stay up late eating way too much takeout...and throw in "working" somewhere in there too. I am a bum who needs to go on a diet.

Time to get my act together, in more ways than one.

Gourmet Food & Wine Show...it's'okay.

One of the things that I love to do is get tickets in advance for like everything - I hate waiting in lines, or queuing as many call it, because it's for suckers. Sure you might get hit with some lame service fee but usually there's also a discount code you can apply to balance it out.

Anyway, the one time we decided not to get tickets in advance (because we were somehow convinced by someone that "it will be alright" because they go every year and buy at the door...), was at the show last year. And guess what? We didn't get in. It was great as the 10 of us + a whole other herd of unfortunate saps people stood in front of the sold out sign looking all fly...but at least we were downtown and found something else to do. Anyway, this year it was like, "I already got you a ticket, you're going right?" To which I replied, "get the f- outta here Sure, I'll go."

I also don't think they stopped anyone ever from getting in this time around - the place was stacked (in more ways than one). Tickets also seem to disappear pretty quick so you better bring the cash. If you're anything like me then you'll need to reload too because when it comes to delicious food and wine my inhibition meter switches off. Buying $8 Kobe beef burgers and $5 Japanese scotch adds up.



I guess the ironic part about "Toronto's Largest Cocktail Party" is that since it ends relatively early we actually went out to get more food after...

And for your Monday watching pleasure here's Kenny Powers and Natalie Portman...

Is it Friday yet?

TGI-Food and Wine Expo...

Unline the TTC, which consists of pretty much a U and a line going through it, the train system in Tokyo is a veritable spider web consisting of Tokyo Metro, Toei and JR Rail lines. Despite that it's still very easy to get around with, 8 year olds literally do it by themselves.

Like I mentioned before the cost is distance based, so unless you want some gates to quickly slam on your nads when you validate your ticket, then buy enough fare. It seems that when someone commits this crime they're expected to commit seppuku immediately after due to the massive inconvenience it causes...not that I've ever experienced it before *cough*cough*

Anyway, this is one of the longer transfers we had to do - it was something like 300m from one line to the other (all underground) and about 9 mins. At one other transfer we did around Tsukiji, you actually had to walk outside then re-enter though a different exit. Like I said, spiderweb.



And on a totally different note, don't buy cheap iPhone screen protectors off eBay. They suck. Stick to this, and if you totally damage it beyond repair like me, just re-buy it. Trust me, because I'm cool like that

I also just realized from my Visa statement that TAKUSHI = TAXI. For a while, I thought it was just another pair of shoes I bought...

TGIeFf-yeah.

Double downed the double down...

Even though the the KFC Double Down isn't officially "still going on", there are still some restaurants with stock selling it out.

Thanks to J-dogg, four of us finally ended up eating at least one of them yesterday. I say at least one because of the picture below. Even though the promotion was over she actually called a place to find out if they were still serving it...and they were. Her new name should be Persistence, because the effort was impressive.

Anyway, I thought it was pretty salty tasty, but my blood pressure hates me (more than usual) after that.

And I don't know how he did it, but he literally double downed the double down in a super heroic effort - I'm surprised that his heart survived.



You gotta wonder how long they've been under the heat lamp though, cause they're not even on the menu up on the wall...

Japan by iPhone Part One

I think my body (and mind) are still rejecting the fact that I'm not on vacation anymore, as I've been totally struggling the past few days. Being back at work sucks...

Anyway, it's maps like this that helped us get around town in Tokyo via the crazy train system. That plus pictures of Google Maps on my laptop screen that I took with my cell phone (damn you data roaming). GPS works without data plan, but the problem is you need the data plan to download the maps to actually see where you are. An arrow on a grey background isn't too helpful though, heh.



The other super helpful thing is that on the streets of the busier areas of Tokyo there are random information maps placed on corners all over the place. They show the "you are here" directional arrow/line combo (aka which side of the street and direction you're facing), with subway entries, the buildings around you and arrows with distances pointing to landmarks. Unlike Kyoto, it's hard to get completely lost when you can find your bearings this way. This is the greatest thing ever for tourists hoofing it around town.

There's also huge street/building maps all over the subways so you can take the right subway exits to street level (to end up where you actually want to end up when you climb like a million stairs and escalators to reach the surface). The subway system there rocks and it's pretty much another city underground (minus the mole people that have been transformed via radioactive fallout).



Anyhow, other than the quick video I haven't even started sorting through the other videos and pictures - that will be a joy... Here's roughly the first half of the trip (I think) via cell phone pictures. Camera phones are convenient.

12 days, 12 hours on a plane, 142 GB and 7 pounds later...back from Japan.

As much as I would love to sit on those heated toilet seats forever, all vacations have to come to an end.

It sucks to go back in the office, particularly because my body is still struggling from jet lag, but you gotta be able to pay for these things somehow. Anyway, I basically laid on my butt the past two days, splitting my time between napping and watching movies because it didn't really matter what time it was to my body and resetting my internal clock didn't work out as planned.

Anyhow, the fun was had, the memories were made and it was great - now it's time to freeze them in carbonite (a la YouTube and flickr)...I'll look back on these things one day and be able to show my kids that I wasn't super lame a total square had some fun when I was younger (and their aunt was also pretty cool). Is it Friday yet?

Totally Jet Lagged...Tsukiji Fish Market

Lots of stuff to go though, this is the first of it because it was my favorite...

Us in Japan: SAYONARA JAPAN!

And that's a wrap. We pretty much will just get some lunch tomorrow and then head to the airport. Our journey of gluttony has come to an end, with some of the best food and shopping saved for the last day.

After getting back we headed to Shinjuku like quicktime - it's probably the busiest or one of the busiest areas of Tokyo as Kabuchiko (the entertainment (and red light district)) is located near there as well as tons of restaurants, bars, department stores and shops. Busy.

We just happened to find an amazing spot for lunch and dinner. Ever eat a grilled tuna head? If you remember the Tsukiji market pics, these fish are HUGE. It's amazing - the jelly in the eyes and jaw are to die for, and the cheek meat behind the tough skin (which you peel away) is so tender. It was one of the restaurant we went to's specialties, as well as crab guts mixed with miso. We ate a whole bunch of fresh seafood there.

This was a great meal with lots of great drinks while surrounded by masses of red faced Japanese. Teens, yound adults and salary men all gathered here for the seafood and drinks. The atmosphere was just what we needed to wrap up the trip, followed by a cruise around downtown.

Here are some pics (in no particular order (I'm fading fast))...


















Anyway, that's it for now. Catch you in the T.Dot.