The dog days are over.

It's always embarrassing interesting to see a new guy come into the gym and fail to use the equipment. Always.

Yesterday this dude came into the cardio area to try and use the ellipticals. He stood next to 4 or 5 of them, started pushing some buttons, couldn't activate any, then left the gym forever in shame never to return.

The best part is that all you have to do is hop on and start using one and it will light up. Of course I didn't say anything but that's because I'm a hater, and it's not like some huge secret or anything. I mean you would think that when the 20 other people saw this struggler they might say something to the guy, but I guess they're just haters too.

Anyway, my aunt has these two dogs, the younger female Pebbles is actually bigger than the older male Max. Go figure. Luckily she's not one of those people who like to kiss their dogs in the mouth because that's just gross. They look pretty delicious cute.