THE BEST show on TV

"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" is THE BEST show on TV. Now, that is a bold statement but I have evidence to backup me up:



These are the lyrics to the song "Night Man". Awesome, right? I will agree they are a little hard to decipher so here is the translated text:

Night man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
Night Man

Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...

It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout

It's The Night man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man

I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night..
The passionate, passionate Night Man

How could a show not be funny with lyrics like that? I agree the lyrics kind of sound like a homosexual rape scene, but it's not, it's about the evil Night Man and his invasion of your dreams. Don't be scared, though, because just as the night has it's time so does the day, man!



And that, my friends, is the reason you should watch "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"