The King is back.

Let me tell you a little bit about Tetris. I love it, it's awesome and it makes you smarter.

After something like a 4 year hiatus from Tetris, I'm back. If you don't know the story about how Blockstar sold out and hosed everyone's high scores, then forget about it. All you need to know is that Blockstar was is a bunch of jerks. Anyway, in a triumphant 3 day return to the new Tetris Friends, I managed to sufficiently wax all of my so-called Facebook friends and regain my title(s) as Supreme Chancellor.

To celebrate, I bought this. Yes...this is the kind of thing I spend money on...



So here's my review. I'm not going to lie, the screen and buttons are so small it makes this thing is extremely awkward to play. Regardless of that minor issue, you will catch me playing it on the train or airplane getting carpal tunnel syndrome. -25 EXP!